FUCK AUTOMOBILES!!!!!

Damn! Nothing seems to be going right for me lately. There's a HUGE! family problem going on with my peoples, I missed the damn 2nd Cut tryouts for that model shit because I was out in VA yesterday and they called on some last minute shit to let me know when it was, AND today on my way to work Ali Bamba (my Altima) finally said "Fuck you nigga, it's hot under this bitch ass hood and this rinky-dink ass hose aint keeping me cool!" or something like that........basically back when my radiator neck broke off I had to rig my hose so that it would stay snug on the radiator, but it's struggled all it could for me now there's steam and shit coming from under the hose which is causing my car to overheat extremely fast & since I have an aluminum engine, the more it overheats the bigger the risk that my fuckin engine will melt. WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT! I don't know if everyone understood that, but basically I can't drive my bitch unless I'm driving to Firestone or another over-expensive ass auto repair shop. And with me starting this new government job, how I look already missing a day of work? It's the first day of my third week and I'm already looking like that "typical nigga" Nothing much positive to say but I guess I can catch up on my Madden 08' Superstar Mode. I know I'm outdated, but you'll be even more surprised if i told you it was on PS2...............DAMN!!!!!!

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MODELING????

We all know how I'm into this fashion thing, and you may or may not know that I have two partners-n-crime who r on the same shit (Seany Sean, Taj). Them two have their own line going on, but they are still and will always be part of the TERROR-torial family, and vice versa with their I******** fam. Well Sean is a new addition to Morgan State's Fashion Program, and they have an upcoming show soon. Yesterday was the last day of tryouts, so we went up there to holla at his mans (also part of the program). Well we get there, his homie never showed........So we was just diggin the scene wit a gansta lean and decided to chop it up wit the only model dude trying out who didn't look like a flaming homosexual (no offense). He had been part of the Fashion TEAM at Morgan for a while now and asked if I was trying out. I was basically like "hell nah! I design homie, I don't fucks wit the catwalk." He thought I'd be pretty good for the model line up (no homo) and said I def should tryout. After that, Sean got thirst for me to tryout since he's more of a husky guy and shit and couldn't, LMAO! So he hit up Steve and tried to get him to bag me. After 3 people tried to bag me and I realized the great connects I would develop from the team, i was finally like fuck it. Went in (never modeled or walked a day in my life by the way), tried out, and made first cuts. Shit was random as fuck! So i figure might as well keep going.....I'll keep ya'll updated on how far i get in the process.

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Back off minor HI-HATE-US......

Sorry to all my faithful readers (if I even have any) for my weeks of absence. These passing weeks I ended one 9-5 just to start another, drove my brother 3hours out of my way to the mountainous region of MD (the part of Maryland most don't know about) & BACK!, traveled to Delaware to party wit my nigga Taj, and started my class at Towson Univ. So there's my excuse for me not having anytime to fill ya'll in on my Oh! so eventful life. The Song of the week is from the dopeness we call MIA. I've been listening to her since the early millenium i'm glad niggas finally caught up (due to swagger like us lol). Anywho this post is from yesterday but while i was writing it, my computer just died off some randomness on a full battery and wouldn't come back on. Once this happened I thought, "OH SHIT, MY COMPUTER CRASHED AGAIN BEFORE I COULD PUT ALL MY IMPORTANT SHIT ON MY FLASH DRIVE! NOOOOOOOOOO!" So I let this bitch roast out til late last night and everything was graves (thats a good thing). So I fiiiiiinally put everything to do with my clothing and music on my flash drive so it wouldn't be a relapse of the Marcus' Shit Massacre......shit was whack.

I also saw some interesting shit yesterday morning on the way to work. A Fucking High Speed Chase!!!!! I'm a fast driver myself, but i saw this 350Z looking car, coulda been a G35 (that just lets you know how fast it was going, I couldn't even make out what car it was) fly by me. I thought to myself 'damn, it's mafuckas out here that drive faster than me?' Then I saw like 5 squad cars, a squad van, and a fire truck chasing close behind this mofo. I've always wanted to see a "hot pursuit", but it being on a local road doesn't cost better than a highway joint. But at least I can say I've witnessed one...........